Dying young isn't on most people's to-do
lists. Sure, with age comes lots of joint pain, gray hair, and an
overall decline of aesthetic appeal, but living for several more
decades means getting to experience brain microchips, robot butlers, and maybe even paying off your student loans.
To be a healthy octogenarian and beyond, scientists
have basically cracked the code on what most sprightly old people have
in common, aside from increased hearing loss and a collective disdain
for "kids these days." These lifestyle habits are pretty common sense,
but they've been proven by study after study, and carry benefits that
will last you well into your golden years. So put down the beer (but not for too long), take some notes, and start saving for that futuristic BMW -- here's your guide to living longer.
Indulging in your coffee addiction
Coffee tends to inspire militant opinions. People
who believe it's the lifeblood of all human existence, and the monsters
who want to take that joy away from the world because "caffeine is a
drug," or something.
If you fall into the first camp, you're in luck -- java does help people live longer, even the decaf crap. It's all-natural, calorie-free, and makes you a somewhat tolerable human in the morning. Feel no guilt over your coffee addiction. In fact, use it as proof that you're helping your future self grow to a ripe old age.
Not freaking the fuck out
Life is hard, and it's how you handle everyday
stress and major life events that can literally make or break you.
People with chronic stress have a higher risk for obesity, inflammation, and mental illness.
The Grant and Glueck studies out of Harvard, which assessed the same group of men for 75 years, found that how well people adapted to aging and
all the shitty life challenges that come with it impacted how long they
lived. The participants who didn't cope with stress well ended up with
unhealthy habits, including smoking and alcohol abuse. Learning how to
roll with the punches, whether that's internally or with the help of a
professional, will impact your mental well-being -- and your lifespan --
tremendously.
Picking up a book
It's hard to remember a time before you were able to
stream your favorite shows whenever you wanted. The problem is that in
the time you're spending watching TV, you could be reading, which is
something that will actually help you live longer.
Education is also vital to a longer life, as the
Grant and Glueck studies proved -- the participants who graduated
college lived longer than the ones who didn't. And learning something
new well after your college years is important, too; stimulating your
brain could help lower your risk of Alzheimer's.
Try and trade in a couple hours spent in front of the TV for a couple
hours reading some typed words, preferably about a new subject. Or you
can watch every good show and die young. No one's making you do anything, really.
Hitting the sack at a reasonable hour (and not overdoing it)
If you live by the philosophy "I'll sleep when I'm
dead," then you may get your shut-eye much sooner than you bargained
for. But sleeping too much can also have negative effects on long-term health. Finding that sweet spot -- between seven and nine hours a night -- can really impact how long you'll live.
Better sleep is also linked to lower weight, less chronic disease, and even safer driving.
All of these factors are related to growing old, and all of this is to
say: stop depriving yourself of those much-needed Zzzs!
Getting your ass off the couch
Exercise has so many health benefits. Seriously, aside from helping you lose weight, working out has proven to extend your life. Over and over again.
What is wrong with you, why do you keep arguing against exercise?!
There's no need to continue harping on this subject, except to say that,
well, sitting down too much will also kill you. Just get moving; aim for 150 minutes a week, and make it a regular habit.
Keeping your weight in check
Being obese -- considered a BMI of 30 or more -- generally (though not always) means putting yourself at risk for life-threatening diseases such as diabetes, heart disease, and even cancer. Morbid obesity is where things get really risky. Come on, they put "morbid" in there for a reason.
The good news with this one is that you can get some
extra time on the clock. If you're overweight and lose some pounds,
that could actually add years on to your life.
On the flip side, overweight (a BMI of 25-29) people have been proven to have a longer mortality
compared to average-weight or obese people. So although it's important
to maintain a healthy weight, if your body naturally holds on to a few
extra pounds, that could actually be a good thing. To sum it up: obesity
= bad, morbid obesity = really bad, normal weight = good, and being
slightly overweight = also good. Science, man.
Not going full rockstar with the booze and drugs
It's pretty obvious that abusing hard drugs is a slippery slope that can lead to overdose and an early death.
Hate to break it to you, but drinking too much alcohol falls in that
camp, too. It doesn't matter if everyone else in your band is doing it!
You're not them!
That same Harvard study (75 years is a long-ass time
to follow people, you learn some things) found that alcoholism was the
biggest contributor to early death among the participants, and even moderate drinking can impact lifespan. Drinking is fine, but drinking heavily can result in a younger death than non-drinkers. So cutting back on binge drinking isn't such a bad idea. And don't do drugs.
Eating your damn vegetables, duh
Reality check: it's time to grow up and realize that
mac & cheese out of a box isn't a real dinner. The more you
incorporate actual whole foods into your diet, mainly fruits and
vegetables, the better chance you have at living longer. Cutting back on processed meat will make a big impact, too; it's been labeled a carcinogen by the World Health Organization, which means too many pepperonis could be just as bad as cigarettes. But come on, even Bears fans have known that one for a long time.
A Mediterranean diet, which focuses mostly on fruits, vegetables, and healthy fats, with little meat, has been proven time and time again to boost longevity. No wonder Greek people age so well.
Not smoking, obviously
It's no surprise that regular smokers don't live as long
as those who quit, or who never took it up in the first place. You know
this. Your parents know this. Generations to come will know this.
There's not much more to it.
Hanging out with people you actually enjoy
Seems like this should be easy, but it's definitely not! The key to a
long and happy life isn't slaving away at the gym or eating kale every
day; it's actually putting yourself out there and having a social life. People who have strong social relationships live longer
than people who are isolated, even independent of other physical health
issues. Yet another excuse to blow off your responsibilities and hang
with your buddies; you're looking out for your long-term health.
And before you think of this as the scientific
affirmation that will indefinitely prolong your swingin' 20s, where
romances come and go but TRUE FRIENDS ARE 4EVER (that's how millennials
act/talk, right?), healthy marriages might be the best of all. People in
happy marriages live longer than those who are divorced or in unhappy marriages, and in general, married men tend to live to an older age.
Whether that's because they have a partner to look
out for their well-being, or they're emotionally fulfilled with their
spouse is unclear, but it doesn't really matter; being in love is good for the heart in more ways than one.
